Top 20 Jokes

  1. Doctor to patient
  2. Doctor-Patient
  3. Colonoscopy Small Talk
  4. An I.Q. Too High To Buy
  5. Good Riddance to Dumb Patients
  6. The Real Meaning of An Apple A Day keeps the doctor away
  7. No Bedside Manner
  8. A busy Dentist
  9. Stupid doctor
  10. Operation
  11. Malaria Disease
  12. Mr.Jones
  13. Scientist and Pharmacist
  14. The Breathalyzer Test
  15. Always Bring The Fingers
  16. Arkansas Dentists
  17. Beautiful?
  18. Doctors And Lawyers
  19. Doctor Jokes
  20. Doctor jokes



Latest Jokes

Doctor to patient

Posted Date :   11 August 2017 11:56:26 PM  

Doctor to Patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A Good Doctor.


Posted Date :   11 August 2017 11:55:40 PM  

The doctor told a patient that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. After 300 days, the patient called the doctor to report he had lost weight, but he had a problem.
Doctor : 'What is the problem?'
Patient : 'I am 2400 kms. from home.

Colonoscopy Small Talk

Posted Date :   28 July 2017 07:05:18 PM  

Colonoscopies are important medical procedures that have saved lives. And yet they’re as popular 
as, well, a colonoscopy. Here are 
comments purportedly made by 
patients to physicians during their procedures.

“Now I know how a Muppet feels!”

“Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?”

“Any sign of the trapped miners, chief?”

An I.Q. Too High To Buy

Posted Date :   28 July 2017 07:04:31 PM  

A scientist tells a pharmacist, “Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid.”

“Do you mean aspirin?” asks the pharmacist.

The scientist slaps his forehead. “That’s it!” he says. “I can never 
remember the name.”

Good Riddance to Dumb Patients

Posted Date :   28 July 2017 07:03:49 PM  

I sent a reminder to a client that it was time to visit the eye doctor.

He called back to inform me that he would not be coming in because, as he put it,

“I have a new obstetrician.”